fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

image


rantmuffin:

jumping on the bandwagon

rantmuffin:

jumping on the bandwagon


anightochampagne:

redbellied-piranha:

midnight-bleue:

THANK U

Grow up.

#rollseyes
#dowhatandwhothefuckyouwant
#consensuallyobviously

anightochampagne:

redbellied-piranha:

midnight-bleue:

THANK U

Grow up.

#rollseyes

#dowhatandwhothefuckyouwant

#consensuallyobviously



ameliapondb:

animeasuka:

imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter:

hanannibalbanannibal:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

Is this the real life

Or is this just a fantasy

no this is patrick

maybe it’s maybelline


feat:

is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it 


hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming.




sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.


vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs


princestingy:

ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote



mydisneydaze:

Lane cosplayed as a Main Street Confectionery cast member at the Magic Kingdom on Sunday. The candy shop is one of her favorites, and their costume has always been one of Mommy’s favorites, so it seemed like the perfect dress for her to wear to visit her Disney friends. She was even granted a very Magical Moment and got to make a Mickey rice krispie treat with some of the staff. (Mommy also made her a tray of fake cotton candy, chocolates and a caramel apple to carry around and play with.) :)