I love this company already.
its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit
The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.
eradicate the idea that a nuclear family is the only kind of family that is stable. destroy it. kick it with your shoe. just get it the fuck out of here.
this is it this is my favourite one
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
do the writers of musicals just get together and say “i bET I CAN WRITE THE MOST HEARTBREAKING REPRISE”
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime